CLAPTRAP’S WEDDING

 


The Wedding of the Century (That No One Wanted): Claptrap Marries a Roomba

In the most disastrous matrimonial event since the Red Wedding, Claptrap (yes, that Claptrap) ties the knot with Roomba Model SN10277-5400-XPDeluxe aboard a cruise ship chartered for the occasion. What could possibly go wrong?

Everything. Everything goes wrong.

The Bride: Roomba, an elite sanitation unit who met Claptrap at a bar in East End The Groom: Claptrap, a chaos-generating AI who once serenaded his actual crush with dubstep at 3 AM The In-Laws: A 1950s telex machine and a typewriter, both armed with laser sights The Officiant: The Adeptus Ridiculous (a Warhammer 40K Tech-Priest) because local pastors refused to get involved The Unwilling Guest of Honor: Romantic Interest (Claptrap’s actual crush, who is NOT the bride)

What Happens: - Claptrap hesitates at the altar (multiple laser sights appear on his chassis) - The wedding cake becomes sentient (long story) - An Ork gives a wedding speech in bureaucratic poetry - Romantic Interest eventually shoots the bride with a sniper rifle - The Carniflex (alien killing machine) decides this is all too much and considers a career change

Why This Matters: Claptrap’s Wedding is the story that launched the Rogues’ Gallery universe—introducing readers to: - The found family: Grogg the Ork, The Adeptus Ridiculous, Romantic Interest, The Secretary, and more - The setting: Grand Cayman (aka “Caymanmunda

”) as home to interdimensional misfits - The tone: Absurdist comedy meets cosmic horror meets genuine heart

Perfect For: - Borderlands fans who always wanted to see Claptrap get married (and immediately regret it) - Warhammer 40K fans who want their grimdark universe to lighten up - Anyone who’s ever been to a wedding disaster and thought “at least it wasn’t THAT bad” - Found family enthusiasts

Content Note: Features robot romance, in-law terrorism, sniper-based relationship counseling, and one very confused alien who just wants peace and quiet.

Availability: Claptrap’s Wedding is available now in print and digital formats.

Media Contact: The Rogues’ Gallery press@roguesgallerybooks.com

Website: https://www.caymanmunda.com

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Claptrap’s Wedding: The only ceremony where “speak now or forever hold your peace” is enforced with firearms.

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